Monday, November 07, 2005
...SPADISTIC...
WARNING: REALLY FREAKIN LONG POST...U CAN JUST NOT READ THE WHOLE THING.. :)) BUT U CAN READ IT IF U WANT...BUT I'M WARNING U...IT'S REALLY LONG.. :)) ENJOY.. :)))SPADISTIC...beware...it's coming to take over u life...frm. NUTS, CHILLYNA N STICKY...we bring u SPADISM...ppl have always been spastic n sadistic so now...inspired by ps...we bring u to whole u level of spasticity n sadism...we bring u...SPADISM...which includes a whole new range of words...both in english AND malay...such as...penyepadistik, kespadistikan, menyespadistik n berspadistik...BEWARE: over-exposure to spadistic ppl, otherwise known as spadists, may lead to acute constispadism...SPADISM ITS SPREADING...before u'll noe it it'll be like SARS...so, beware of SPADISM...~spadisticity~in a moment of spadisticity..me, aqi n diy came up with whole new range of words...inspired by nuraini...from maging n maun....we have discovered to new malay words....MAGUN N MAKLATE roughly translated into omnivores n eating chocolate...in our moment of spadism...we saw a guy hu was damn spastic...n we soon found out tt he was sadistic too...n he was our inspiration for CONSTISPADISM..~ps~went to ps to eat dinner b/4 drama nite...me, diy n aqi went to BEST DENKI first..it was soo spastic...we were dropping off lucky draw coupons for my mum.. :)) *NOTE: PLACES MY MUM HAS VISITED TO DROP OFF LUCKY DRAW COUPONS..-ps-century square-east point-thomson plaza-j8-hougang point-ppwhich happens to be 7/10 places in singapore which has a best denki outlet...hahax...anw, this is might great news to all...MY MOM'S GONNA TREAT SEC1 PERBAYU PPL TO SWENSENS...if..and only if she wins the mitsubishi colt..hahax...so ppl if u want to get a treat...u really should start praying tt she wins... :)))...then, me, diy n aqi were having a hard time to choose where we wanted to eat..hahax..this is all bcos ps has WAY TOO MANY food outlets...*sigh...so hard to choose...then all soo nice..*sigh...in a dilemma lah....anw, went to eat at LJs cos diy really missed eating there...saw this shop...NO ONE went into the shop...then they closed shop..it was kinda weird actually...then saw this couple...keep jumping frm. table to table..damn freaky...then, went to ACTION CITY...n found siblings of SQUEAL, COCONUT N PEANUT... :))))hahax...they all looked CUTE..was tempted to buy..but then....i remembered...i have one of them already..hahax...then there was this really cute pig soft toy on sale..hahax... :)))then took a train back to orchard to go back to sch..*sigh spadistic ppl...me, diy n aqi were talking abt SPADISTICITY on the train..then all those non-spadists all look at us weird...*sigh i hope they all contract CONSTISPADISTISM...note:we made it hard to pronounce on purpose...WAHAHAAH~sch~went back to sch...saw... CALYN...then she was telling us abt her classmates hu invited ACS(I) GUYS to drama nite...o.O...the acsi guys..damn act cute lah...but i thot their hair looked nice...sadly tt's the only thing i found nice n aesthetically appealing abt them...i wonder y melia they all lyk acsi guys lah...well..if tt's how they all look alike anw...then the 211 ppl go n invite them when they didnt make it thru to the finals...damn lame lah..*sigh...oh wells then calyn told us all abt her cousins...hahax...they're all them cute...especially the XBOX BOLA one..hahax...calyn's life is damn interesting lah..then diy showed us photos of her cousin...we didnt noe whether they were guys or gals.. hahax..then calyn was telling us abt nazyra wearing MICROMINI-SKIRT...hahax...so unlike nazyra...oh well...nazyra is damn strong lah..well her arms are anyway...but then wad do u espect frm. a gymnast lah...then there's fionaMY..soo flexible..tt all i can say when i see her is OUCH! *shudder then met hanah at 3.30..soo funny..she thot tt she was supposed to be in sch...at 6.00 but she's supposed to report by 2.00 hahax..soo funny...then sheils appeared...hahax...o.O they're all late lah...hahax..then they all blame perbayu for it...hahax..o.O yah...diy thought that perbayu was a malay word...as in she didnt think it stood for PERSATUAN BAHASA MELAYU...hahax...diy is samn cute when she's blur...hahax...then there's aqi..all LEMAH-LEMBUT...hahax...~drama nite~drama nite was damn fun..although sum of the plays were DAMN lame...soo freakin...especially 107s no offence to any 107ers...n lathiga was damn spastic..with her 'YES,MASTER'..hahax...but still more than half of the play was IRRELEVANT lah...damn sickening to watch...wanted to sleep but fiona didnt let me...*sigh..then i was lying on the floor WHEN..a 101er came by..n stepped on my hair..grr...so painful lah...grr...then just walk away lyk nothing happened...then decided to go after n bash her up...but fiona stopped me...*sigh then decided to just go confront her n not be soo violent...*actually it was mostly cos got a lot of ppl arnd...then the parents probably dont approve...*sigh hmmm...i guess i really AM violent..o.O then decided to bring fiona to the CLCLC...n tried to freak her out there with sec 4s story of the haunted toilets...WAHAAHAH...she got a bit scared especially when she saw tt WEIRD person taking photos...wat in the world is she doing lah taking photos at the CLCLC...*sigh its soo freaky lah..i mean she take photos at the MPH or the foyer or the amphi n even maybe the KS CHEE but no...she had to take photos at the CLCLC anw...the CLCLC at night is damn nice...the hallway's all dark n u can actually hear all the echoes...soo cool..then fiona got sudden amnesia..she thot she had nvr been inside the CLCLC before...-_-"' how could she forget rs presentation lah...damn lame lah her...i mean NADIAH'S PRESENTAION TOTALLY ROCKED...see...nadias all arnd the world rock lyk nadia comenaci *if tt's how u spell her name...anw, she's a famous gymnast..she got 10 before lah..she totally rocks too...lyk me.. :)))anw, the CLCLC is damn nice lah but i dun think fiona liked it...*sigh... camp was damn nice especially when we were awaiting the screams frm. sec 4s during btc..cos encik probably tried to freak them out.. :)))*them=rest of NCOs..but i seriously think i heard sumone scream..then got ppl in the amphi...make sooo much noise...lyk sec 3s did when we leaving for perak lah..PERAK TRIP TOTALLY ROCKED..SPECIALLY BERJAYA TIMES SQUARE... :))) hahax...they were singing lah...then they got a perfect no....7...then can get every note...hahax...anw, the ppl in amphi damn disturbing...scream so high...*sigh then headed back down to the hall...saw miao...grr..i hate her singing man...i'm damn happy when she's quiet...but she's ALMOST NEVER quiet lah..*sigh always singing...then ms khoo lyk her soo much along with the rest of the 11ers..*sigh..i seriously dun get ms khoo..she's damn freakin lah..soo biased ..then she failed bo bo...how can she soo mean to FAIL bo bo..n bo bo actually passed the freakin test lah...*sigh ms khoo is lyk damn freakin..haha.. my whole class hates her..hahax...SERVES HER RIGHT MAN...i totally envy the ppl hu has nvr experienced the WRATH OF MS KHOO..WHOOPEE...it's gd thing i'm not in MEP otherwise i'll have to put up with her every wk...*sigh tt'll be damn freakin i''ll, rpobably punched her at the end of the year..or maybe sooner than tt oh well...anw, she deserves it...WAHAHAH...n i seriously think that ms wong agrees with us..hahax...DOWN WITH MS KHOO...whahahah.. BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE PLAYS:103-it was quite ok lah...'cept the part ramyia obsessively kisses...tq was damn cute lah...then she flick her hair lyk mr soh...hahax...PANTENE...she did tt on purpose...hahax..then yu hui's face was damn RED...hahax... n tq after the whole play..she kept trying to wipe off her make-up until everything smudged on her face...hahax...107-damn suck i hope i'll nvr watch again...10 mins ++ of pure TORTURE lah n it was supposed to be funny...then after the ending got another ending...its damn lame lah...the JANE thing...was spastic...but seriously not funny..then mike wasnt working...*sigh make the whole thing even worse...
108-iqah was damn cute lah then sharon's name was damn cute...DAPASHAMALAMADINGDONG a.k.a jake...well, i think tt's how u spell it..hahax...then the king was damn funny...ME KING U WALLAH...hahax...i lurve sheils camo uni...oh wait..i have one too..hahax...anw..u could totally see sheils hair GLITTERING..hahax...then hanah's face was damn spastic..mostly cos of the face paint..hahax...my class was damn cheap-o lah we used REAL PAINT to paint the faces..hahax..but tt was cos we had insufficient funds thx to a couple of lame ppl hu ROBBED the class fund lah...grr...oh yah..bo bo u owe me $24..pay up...hahax..i totally feel lyk a loanshark now...hahax...111-umm...cheryl was probably really glad with their choice of song..hahax...it was really JUST ok..the 'guy' doesnt even look hot lah..but ok lah...still...the 'guy' was damn funny...the 'guy' got more potential than the acsi guys lah...lame ppl..they look TOO innocent lah 'cept tt guy with the nice hair..204-ummm...MOZZIE is really weird name for mosquitoes...but there were a couple of funny parts lah..like the part where the denggue patient sudenly jumps up...but the father lookd weird..the father's looks MORE feminine than the mother lah...how weird...maybe tt's y they came in 4th...hmmm..207-...totally LACKED in originality...everything was copied..i seriously think tt they dun deserve to make it thru..to the finals..then...jack climbing the beanstalk...looks like jack clawing at the beanstalk's face...poor beanie..oh well..then towards the end...one of the giants....the pillow fell..hahax...tt was damn funny...i totally think tt they dont deserve 3rd placing..i thot 204 was better...212-o.O LCP sharon totally ROCKED...but i dun lyk LCP sharon..hahax...sentosa trip..she ordered 2SG Geneve n 2SG Shu ning arnd..hahax...but i totally didnt get the play lah..seriously felt BORED...then the freaky-looking gal with thhe pink feathered boa...totally flashed...hahax..lyk seriously FLASHED..it was damn obvious lah...but LCP sharon totally ruled the stage...she was using solely her voice...n she's soo loud lah...kinda lyk 2sg jie-ying when she commands during assembly...oh gosh...i seriously think tt she MIGHT be CSM...oh well...213-argh...1/2 way thru...they were speakin in a totally DIFF. LANG..*sigh n they actually won..i would have preferred 204's one tho..then sum of the actresses were soo melodrama...but they still won..i think the judges are damn weird lah..go n let them win...they dont deserve it lah...i mean 1/2 the play was totally CRAP..209-hahax...209's one was damn WEIRD...BRUDDER,GANGSTER,ROMANCER...the gangsters dun look like gangsters lah...damn lame...they sit there n act cute...-_-"...then their supposed to bro.s then PINKY is damn...feminine lah...-_-" then they TRY to act pai but they SERIOUSLY cannot make it lah..then the sisters...'U GALS ARE CHIO,U GALS ARE HOT,U GALS ARE EVERYTHING THAT WE ARE NOT..'tt sentence is a BIG FAT LIE...they are soo not CHIO they are soo not HOT...they are just a grp of bimbos hu are freakin lame excuses of chio bus..then abt. how then 'handsome' guy got together with the 'chio' gal desite society...the whole play was filled with DISCRIMINATION...there were specific examples of MARGINALISATION N ALIENATION...bloody hell reminded me of philo lessons with AH LIM..tq's crush..-_-" n johanis...-_-"..oh well...i like can totally go on n on abt discrimination man..maybe tt's y i got a proficient for my pt...wheeeeee...but i shant cos its freakin lame lah...hahax...jiau decided to let her hair down..she TOTALLY looks better this way...hahax...typical jiau to find a loophole hahax...then tq n her glowstick n hammer...the glowstick was damn cool...n i LOVE tq's shawl 'cept the time when she tried to make a turban out of it..tt was damn weird...but its soo nice n cosy...the MPH was quite cold lah...hahax...fiona was acting totally SPADISTIC...she was hitting me with the hammer...then today she also go n poke me...evil SPADIST...*sigh i should get used to fiona n SPADISM..they totally go together...hahax...BUT NO ONE IS MORE SPADISTIC THAN ME...WAHAHAHA hahax shin was apologizing for her 'fren' hu stepped on my hair...well,to shin;s fren..SORRY NO CURE LAH..then fiona was looking for VULGAR VICTORIA..hahax...the alliteration is damn cute lah...anw, tq's glowstick is daMn fun to play with...made me feel spadistic again..hahax...then today...fizzy tried to...STUFF A STRAW UP HER NOSE...hahax...damn spadistic...hahax...then there was liy trying to take a pic. of diy's eyelashes...diy wore mascara today..for jalan raya lah...oh well...DIY'S EYELASHES ARE DAMN NICE TODAY..~perbayu~perbayu today was DAMN slack..hahax..we just sit there and do nothing...then me n sheils took JUMPING PHOTOS..damn spadistic...really..hahax...then found out tt kak hanna came by...hahax...1sg hanna's damn cute..i'm not surprised that 2SG Geneve crushes her..hahax...hmm..if tt's the case..then maybe 1sg hanna took part bs last yr..o.O hahax...wonder which part to took last yr...gave aqi her present then..HOPE AQI LIKES MY PRESENT...diy gave her a letter...diy's letter was damn cute...'DEAR MAILMAN...PLS DELIVER THIS TO MY FRIEND AQILAH...SHE LIVES IN KEMBANGAN....*BLAHBLAHBLAH LOVE, DIY..' the letter is sooo totally diy..it has diy written all over it...its like tq n all her works of art lah... u can tell if its done by tq..cos it has the TRIBUNE look written all over it...n its all soo tq-like...hahax..but tq disagrees with me..oh well..
hahax..then diy drew a stamp hahax..then diy broke a glass..diy was ACTING damn innocent lah..but only a bit of the glass was broken...then glass had LIY on it...come to think of it..i wouldnt be surprised if it was liy's glass..hmm..hahax..o.O..then hanah decided to try acting out the whole play..hahax..was soo funny...the whole script was HANAH-ENHANCED...hahax...then there was atiqa hu was supposed to be...CLEOPATRA...hahax...she doesnt have the height to be cleopatra tho...no offence iqa...hahax...but iqa looked damn funny with the face paint..hahax...vic..she just looked NORMAL.. ~screaming~i dun get y ppl scream...even when they are on those so-called 'scary' ones...i dun see the point in screaming..well, other than screaming AT ppl..haahx...encik cant scream lah but she screamed well ATTEMPTED to scream..*considering her LOW voice...for her platmates..so, i decided to do the same..althought i seriously dun believe in screaming..i mean WAT'S THE POINT...anw, i decided to scream IF n only IF tq's class won..hahax...she didnt win 108 did..hahax...so i ended up not screaming...wanted to scream for 108...but got shocked by all the hardcore 108 ppl with POWERFUL lungs...gosh..they're soo SEMANGAT..my class doesnt show tt kind of class spirit lah...*sadly...*sigh...by the time i recovered frm. shock..it's like..no point screaming ready...*sigh then tq scream at everything it was 1)damn noisy2)damn funny3)shockingly high-pitched...hahax...nvr thot tq was capable of tt tho..*sigh oh well...*SIGH..THIS IS SUCH A TOTALLY SPADISTICALLY LOOOOONG POST..I DUN THINK I'LL EVER WRITE THIS LONG AGAIN...HAHAX...BUT THEN TODAY WAS REALLY INTERESTING LAH...OH MAYBE ITS YESTERDAY SINCE ITS LYK...UMM.. 2.10 A.M. NOW..HAHAX...I SERIOUSLY HAVE GOTTEN USED TO NOT SLEEPING...O.o MY KIDNEYS ARE TOTALLY GONNA SUFFER SIGH...THIS IS LYK ENCIK LAH...SHE DOESNT GET Y PPL, OR EARTHLINGS NEED TO SLEEP LAH..HAHAX..SOO FUNNY...THEN THERE'S TQ WITH THE FREAKY ENCIK SMELL THINGY...TQ..THAT WAS SERIOUSLY WEIRD...LYK REALLY...I'M SOOO BAD N MEAN N SPADISTIC...OH WELL..TO ALLTHOSE HU WERE BRAVE ENOUGH TO READ THRU THE FREAKIN LOOONG POST...I TOTALLY ADMIRE UR SEMANGAT...HAHAX...OMG I CANT BELIEVE I CAN CRAP SOO MUCH...AHH..THIS IS TOTALLY LYK SEC 4S LAH...AAAHHH....FREAKY...I SHALL STOP...SO, BYE PPL <33333>
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